Ganran is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, fussy lion.

Ganran created the Tadpole Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Ganran, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Ganran, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Ganran's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Ganran's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at comets.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Always help whales in need.

5. Never hurt grasshopers.