Tafcusshud is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, proud elephant.

Tafcusshud created the planet Saturn six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tafcusshud, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Tafcusshud, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Tafcusshud's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Tafcusshud's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not eat tomatoes.

3. Always make sure there are no aardvarks in a room before entering it.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Tafcusshud.

5. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.