Sincunten is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, stupid mole.

Sincunten created a charm quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sincunten, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Sincunten, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Sincunten's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Sincunten's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

2. Do not dye your hair blue.

3. Moths are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate aardvarks.