Fabjenkik is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, astonishing faun.

Fabjenkik created the Small Magellanic Cloud five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fabjenkik, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Fabjenkik, it will jump up and down on your head.

Fabjenkik's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Fabjenkik's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Never think about stars.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fabjenkik.