Damwiglamwap Xenrotwip is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, grumpy wyvern.

Damwiglamwap Xenrotwip created carbon seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Damwiglamwap Xenrotwip, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Damwiglamwap Xenrotwip, she will turn you into a worm.

Damwiglamwap Xenrotwip's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Damwiglamwap Xenrotwip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear green clothing.

2. You must pray to Damwiglamwap Xenrotwip three times a day.

3. You must love Damwiglamwap Xenrotwip.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.