Rilldanpom is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, egotistical armadillo.

Rilldanpom created the Andromeda Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rilldanpom, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Rilldanpom, he will curse you with boils.

Rilldanpom's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Rilldanpom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear magenta clothing.

2. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

3. You must pray to Rilldanpom four times a day.

4. Always make sure there are no geese in a room before entering it.

5. Fast once a month.