Xentifwon is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, fast tapir.

Xentifwon created matter eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xentifwon, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Xentifwon, she will destroy your favourite star.

Xentifwon's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Xentifwon's Holy Commandments

1. Xentifwon loves snails, so they must be honoured.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Xentifwon.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Ducks are not to be trusted.

5. Never eat bark.