Hamsadten is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, grumpy centaur.

Hamsadten created the Tadpole Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hamsadten, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Hamsadten, he will try to impress you with trees.

Hamsadten's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Hamsadten's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate pigs.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Always look after injured voles.

5. Pray towards the east.