Ganhambarnsas is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, unsympathetic penguin.

Ganhambarnsas created water seven million years ago.

If you believe in Ganhambarnsas, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Ganhambarnsas, she will destroy your home solar system.

Ganhambarnsas' most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Ganhambarnsas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never wear black hats.

3. You must love Ganhambarnsas.

4. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

5. Always help mice.