Capstragmin is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, calm toad.

Capstragmin created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Capstragmin, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Capstragmin, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Capstragmin's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Capstragmin's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. You must love Capstragmin.

5. Capstragmin loves mice, so they must be respected.