Labyatcab is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, amazing dolphin.

Labyatcab created an electron eight million years ago.

If you believe in Labyatcab, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Labyatcab, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Labyatcab's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Labyatcab's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

3. Always obey Labyatcab's priests.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Do not take Labyatcab's name in vain.