Stermip is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, omnipotent sheep.

Stermip created the Sunflower Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stermip, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Stermip, it will turn you into a worm.

Stermip's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Stermip's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick moths.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate sheep.

3. Always treat doves with great respect.

4. You must pray to Stermip nine times a day.

5. Always make sure there are no bats in a building before entering it.