Kadhub is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, moody unicorn.

Kadhub created vertebrates nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kadhub, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Kadhub, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Kadhub's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Kadhub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt tortoises.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Always help turtles in need.

4. Never hurt dolphins.

5. Never talk about comets.