Cebweemit is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, amazing hyena.

Cebweemit created the universe four billion years ago.

If you believe in Cebweemit, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Cebweemit, it will curse you with boils.

Cebweemit's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Cebweemit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Hide from red tapirs for they are unholy.

3. Do not wear magenta clothing.

4. Retreat if seven otters approach from the west.

5. Run away if three gulls approach from the north.