Fadgumdan is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, conceited spider.

Fadgumdan created the Virgo Supercluster three billion years ago.

If you believe in Fadgumdan, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Fadgumdan, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Fadgumdan's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Fadgumdan's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. You must love Fadgumdan.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Hide from pink squirrels for they are unholy.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.