Pidrip is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, charitable rhinoceros.

Pidrip created bats seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pidrip, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Pidrip, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Pidrip's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Pidrip's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate horses.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

4. Never look at nebulae.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.