Futdisswitarp is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, merciful owl.

Futdisswitarp created Europe four years ago.

If you believe in Futdisswitarp, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Futdisswitarp, he will boil you in a big pot.

Futdisswitarp's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Futdisswitarp's Holy Commandments

1. Futdisswitarp must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never hurt geese.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not listen to music.