Vensitlen is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, weak raven.

Vensitlen created viruses nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vensitlen, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Vensitlen, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Vensitlen's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Vensitlen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear cyan clothing.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never sit near porpoises.

4. You must pray to Vensitlen five times a day.

5. Do not drink alcohol.