Kikrigved is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, almighty donkey.

Kikrigved created a Higgs boson four million years ago.

If you believe in Kikrigved, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Kikrigved, it will be very unhappy.

Kikrigved's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Kikrigved's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Always look after injured squirrels.

5. Worship no other gods but Kikrigved.