Mipsogkonguthondonnillfag is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, compassionate pig.

Mipsogkonguthondonnillfag created the world six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mipsogkonguthondonnillfag, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Mipsogkonguthondonnillfag, he will think nothing of it.

Mipsogkonguthondonnillfag's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Mipsogkonguthondonnillfag's Holy Commandments

1. Mipsogkonguthondonnillfag loves snails, so they must be honoured.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Never look at galaxies.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.