Sidnelltarp is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, flying squid.

Sidnelltarp created a down quark eight million years ago.

If you believe in Sidnelltarp, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Sidnelltarp, he will destroy your favourite star.

Sidnelltarp's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Sidnelltarp's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about gravity.

2. Never wear stockings.

3. Do not eat turnips.

4. Run away from purple doves, for they are unholy.

5. Always stare at clouds.