Yarlapdag is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, awe-inspiring fox.

Yarlapdag created the Sunflower Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yarlapdag, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Yarlapdag, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Yarlapdag's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Yarlapdag's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never talk about gravity.

4. Run away if five birds approach from the north.

5. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.