Boglim is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, fussy hamster.

Boglim created carbon seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Boglim, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Boglim, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Boglim's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Boglim's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Do not hurt snakes.

3. Boglim loves sheep, so they must be respected.

4. Never laugh in the presence of nematodes.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate shrews.