Bungunsin is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, able seal.

Bungunsin created everything that exists nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bungunsin, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Bungunsin, she will turn you into a plant.

Bungunsin's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Bungunsin's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Do not shave your face.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not take Bungunsin's name in vain.