Armdadcedxem Bissaffum is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, conceited butterfly.

Armdadcedxem Bissaffum created the Cigar Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Armdadcedxem Bissaffum, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Armdadcedxem Bissaffum, she will send you a sign.

Armdadcedxem Bissaffum's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Armdadcedxem Bissaffum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Worship no other gods but Armdadcedxem Bissaffum.

4. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

5. Never mention eagles.