Yogmumgad is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, moody bird.

Yogmumgad created water eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yogmumgad, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Yogmumgad, he will jump up and down on your head.

Yogmumgad's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Yogmumgad's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. You must never eat pineapples.

3. Do not shave your face.

4. Never run near turtles.

5. Never look at nebulae.