Mipdidgeb is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, narcissistic octopus.

Mipdidgeb created the Sunflower Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mipdidgeb, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Mipdidgeb, it will come to you in dreams.

Mipdidgeb's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Mipdidgeb's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Do not wear green clothing.

3. Run away if three manatees approach from the north.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.