Stersitrutt is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, two-faced chinchilla.

Stersitrutt created Asia seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stersitrutt, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Stersitrutt, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Stersitrutt's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Stersitrutt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. You must never eat garlic.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never think about cell theory.