Zagyessgid is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, annoying wombat.

Zagyessgid created snails six billion years ago.

If you believe in Zagyessgid, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Zagyessgid, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Zagyessgid's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Zagyessgid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never run in the presence of sharks.

4. Do not kill swans.

5. Never think about asteroids.