Faromincimdud is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, boastful hedgehog.

Faromincimdud created the planet Jupiter four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Faromincimdud, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Faromincimdud, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Faromincimdud's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Faromincimdud's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Do not dye your hair white.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Respect your elders.