Omt is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, conceited badger.

Omt created the Black Eye Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Omt, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Omt, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Omt's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Omt's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if nine hamsters approach from the west.

2. Always obey Omt's priests.

3. Never talk about tapirs.

4. Never look at comets.

5. Do not covet oxen.