Hivjon is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, duplicitous aardvark.

Hivjon created the solar system two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hivjon, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Hivjon, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Hivjon's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Hivjon's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat cucumbers.

2. Always make sure there are no shrews in a building before entering it.

3. Put Hivjon first in all things.

4. Do not kill capybaras.

5. Never sit in the presence of ants.