Larpstikyak is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, effective dryad.

Larpstikyak created tapeworms nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Larpstikyak, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Larpstikyak, it will curse you with boils.

Larpstikyak's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Larpstikyak's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about cats.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. You must never eat turnips.

4. Always make sure there are no geese in a room before entering it.

5. Hide from turquoise whales for they are unholy.