Tafnullratgup Bidfassaf is a god.

She takes the form of a small, impressive snake.

Tafnullratgup Bidfassaf created an up quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tafnullratgup Bidfassaf, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Tafnullratgup Bidfassaf, she will not care.

Tafnullratgup Bidfassaf's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Tafnullratgup Bidfassaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill horses.

2. Feed all hungry cats.

3. Always look after injured squirrels.

4. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

5. Always take life seriously.