Bepquimmil is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, able alligator.

Bepquimmil created dark energy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Bepquimmil, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Bepquimmil, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Bepquimmil's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Bepquimmil's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Bepquimmil on top of all buildings.

2. Worship no other gods but Bepquimmil.

3. Do not hurt whales.

4. You must love Bepquimmil.

5. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.