Fargubrull is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, cheerful deer.

Fargubrull created Europe seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Fargubrull, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Fargubrull, she will torture you forever.

Fargubrull's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Fargubrull's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

5. You must never eat carrots.