Pomgilbum is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, contented swan.

Pomgilbum created time and space nine million years ago.

If you believe in Pomgilbum, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Pomgilbum, it will make you grow a tail.

Pomgilbum's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Pomgilbum's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Always treat shrews with great respect.

3. Run away from blue cats, for they are unholy.

4. Sharks are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.