Dobhansand is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, all-knowing faun.

Dobhansand created the world seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dobhansand, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Dobhansand, she will turn you into a mole.

Dobhansand's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Dobhansand's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. You must love Dobhansand.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Always look after injured swans.

5. Retreat if three dolphins approach from the south.