Govrotxem is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, wise finch.

Govrotxem created humankind twelve years ago.

If you believe in Govrotxem, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Govrotxem, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Govrotxem's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Govrotxem's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about gravity.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never paint your legs magenta.

4. Govrotxem loves otters, so they must be honoured.

5. Run away if four capybaras approach from the south.