Godtafflig is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, resourceful horse.

Godtafflig created parasitic wasps nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Godtafflig, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Godtafflig, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Godtafflig's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Godtafflig's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never feed cucumbers to eagles while wearing fawn coats.

3. Always wear green.

4. Never sing near squirrels.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate sheep.