Sitpibwad is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, witless meerkat.

Sitpibwad created a top quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sitpibwad, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Sitpibwad, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Sitpibwad's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Sitpibwad's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Worship no other gods but Sitpibwad.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not wear purple clothing.

5. Ants are not to be trusted.