Tifraknul is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, unthinking wasp.

Tifraknul created everything that exists eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tifraknul, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Tifraknul, he will cry a lot.

Tifraknul's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Tifraknul's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about planets.

2. Never think about comets.

3. Never talk about eagles.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never feed corn to turtles while wearing cyan skirts.