Poplamteenwod is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, overgenerous wombat.

Poplamteenwod created the solar system seven million years ago.

If you believe in Poplamteenwod, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Poplamteenwod, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Poplamteenwod's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Poplamteenwod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about limes.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never wear magenta hats.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Worship no other gods but Poplamteenwod.