Dappogmabnellkadkan is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, almighty sheep.

Dappogmabnellkadkan created the Sun eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dappogmabnellkadkan, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Dappogmabnellkadkan, it will ignore you.

Dappogmabnellkadkan's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Dappogmabnellkadkan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never run in holy places.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Always obey Dappogmabnellkadkan's priests.