Yikbanflag is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, capable crow.

Yikbanflag created a Higgs boson eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Yikbanflag, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Yikbanflag, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Yikbanflag's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Yikbanflag's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Never mention porpoises.

5. Fast once a month.