Rulbessrotloop is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, amazing shark.

Rulbessrotloop created a top quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Rulbessrotloop, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Rulbessrotloop, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Rulbessrotloop's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Rulbessrotloop's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no tortoises in a building before entering it.

2. Run away from orange hamsters, for they are unholy.

3. Rulbessrotloop loves sheep, so they must be honoured.

4. Rulbessrotloop loves dolphins, so they must be respected.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate dogs.