Cinrillcisscib Bognibhiv is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, narcissistic lion.

Cinrillcisscib Bognibhiv created an up quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Cinrillcisscib Bognibhiv, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Cinrillcisscib Bognibhiv, she will turn you into a mouse.

Cinrillcisscib Bognibhiv's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Cinrillcisscib Bognibhiv's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill ants.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never think ill of sick squirrels.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Never wear blue kilts.