Bitinggep is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, moody horse.

Bitinggep created the Milkyway six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bitinggep, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Bitinggep, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Bitinggep's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Bitinggep's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear gray.

2. Bitinggep loves manatees, so they must be respected.

3. Pray towards the north.

4. Bitinggep loves bats, so they must be honoured.

5. Never think ill of sick tortoises.