Zodkipbomnarlanmat is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, overgenerous bear.

Zodkipbomnarlanmat created a top quark eight million years ago.

If you believe in Zodkipbomnarlanmat, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Zodkipbomnarlanmat, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Zodkipbomnarlanmat's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Zodkipbomnarlanmat's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick whales.

2. Always help squirrels.

3. Run away if seven rats approach from the south.

4. Never talk about moons.

5. Always take life seriously.