Appnullcep is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, sapient wyrm.

Appnullcep created the Large Magellanic Cloud two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Appnullcep, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Appnullcep, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Appnullcep's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Appnullcep's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if six ants approach from the north.

2. Never write about planets.

3. Hide if nine eagles approach from the south.

4. Never run in holy places.

5. Never write about gravity.
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